Get me some grog

I'm feeling flat. I wonder what to do. Don't any of you pretend that you haven't felt like this on your holidays. This vanilla muffin, covered with icing and jelly bits, should make it pass.

We're in Melbourne, Victoria, population 3 million-ish. Time to brush up on my 'Strine (Australian English):

Billabong: a waterhole

Milk bar: convenience store

Drongo: idiot

Grommet: a young surfer

Pohm (Prisoner of Her Majesty): person from England. Also Pome - Prisoner of Mother England

Esky: cooler

Thongs: flip-flops